Every October, we see someone online who says, “Just grow your own pumpkins!” and sure, until the year you accidentally do, and the vine takes over your yard, and you basically have a new roommate and the squirrels eat the damn pumpkin anyway. (Not that we're speaking from experience or anything).
Meanwhile, someone at work just said “2026 planning” out loud, the school newsletter dropped three “friendly reminders” about costumes, and you’re pretending that bag of mini Snickers wasn’t opened by you. Welcome to Q4: the final boss level of the year, featuring pure, candy-fueled chaos. If you can't believe Halloween is right around the corner either and might still be a tad - ahem - unprepared, this one's for you. (Oh, and don’t forget to check out our previous budget-friendly spooky reminders).
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🎃 The Five-Minute Porch Glow-Up
👉 Listen, your porch doesn’t need to win any awards, it just needs to signal “we tried.” (If that, honestly.)
If you're interested in "minimalist festive", grab just 1-2 pumpkins at the store (we like a 1-real-pumpkin-per-kid rule for carving purposes), one string of orange lights, and a $1 foam gravestone. Boom…festive enough for trick-or-treaters and your HOA.
➕ Bonus: it all fits in a single tote by 8:30 p.m. on November 1.
💗 Forgot the Costumes? Here’s the 24-Hour Fix
👉 f you’re staring at your kid’s class newsletter in horror right now - the parade is when?? - OR your toddler is doing typical toddler things and changing their mind, then here are last-minute costume wins that don’t require talent, glue guns, or tears:
For Kids (or Parents Who Got Roped In):
Safari Explorer: khaki, binoculars, bucket hat or baseball cap, stuffed animal sidekick.
Athlete: jersey or team tee, eye black (or smudged eyeliner), victory stance.
Artist: beret or beanie, smock or oversized tee, cardboard palette.
For Parents Who Weren’t Planning to Participate (and Now Must):
Family of Tourists: sunglasses or sunscreen noses, crossbody bags, baseball caps, and a DIY prop map.
Bakers: aprons + oven mitts + a tray of store-bought cookies.
Zookeepers: matching khaki or green outfits + a few stuffed animals as your “zoo.”
Construction Crew: jeans, flannel, hard hat or baseball cap, toy tools optional.
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🍽 Spooky Dinner in a Snap
👉 No one’s eating quinoa bowls when there’s a pillowcase of sugar waiting, but we still want something substantial in their bellies. So lean in for a cool, festive (but still super low-lift) dinner like:
Trader Joe’s pumpkin-shaped pasta
Cheese cubes + clementines with Sharpie faces
Mummy Dogs, aka crescent rolls wrapped around hot dogs (these are actually in regular rotation in my house)
Boom. Memories made. Everyone cheers.
💼 This Week’s Work WTF
Inspired by real life events.
Scenario:
Your boss just asked you to “start brainstorming 2026 priorities” while you’re trying to tape fake cobwebs to the porch.
What We Wish We Could Say:
“My only 2026 goal is surviving this week.”
Steal This Response:
“Happy to start sketching ideas - could we carve out time next week when I can give it proper focus? My bandwidth’s tight wrapping Q4 deliverables.”
K that’s all. If no one’s told you yet this week, you’re killin’ this parenting game. Also, you’re the best and we love you.
-CK “Ready for the Holidays” Fuller (Editor) & the JB Crew 🫡
P.S. Next week: Your Pre-Holiday Burnout Buffer Plan, including the smart, low-effort moves that’ll make December (and January) slightly less feral.