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It's hunting season over here, which means I'm officially a hunting widow. Our au pair is also gone for two weeks, so we are LEANING on grandparents — like, traveling-to-visit-them leaning — and just trying to make everything as low-effort as possible.

We were already fans of lazy dinners. We are getting lazy-er. The only rule is we're not ordering out every single night. So here's what we've been making — nine recipes curated specifically for how life looks right now: tasty, genuinely easy, enough variety that we're not having the same thing twice a week, and healthy-ish. Very-ish on the ish.

This is our fall dinner lineup.

In this issue:

✅ The crockpot meals that actually let the crockpot do its job

✅ How Sunday dinner becomes a week of lunches (without the Sunday meal prep spiral)

✅ True 20-minutes-or-less dinners using stuff in your freezer or pantry

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🍽️ The crockpot meals worth making

👉 Is crockpot food going to win a Michelin star? No. Is it damn convenient and sometimes genuinely delicious? Also yes. The category we're after is: meals that are perfectly suited to ‘crockpot texture’, that you can set up before life happens and come home to. These three earned a spot in the rotation.

-Broccoli Cheddar Chicken — chicken, broccoli, canned soup, cheese. Legitimately a dump-and-go. Toddler success rate: high, because it trends macaroni-adjacent.

-Crockpot Lasagna — one thing worth knowing: the noodles cook right in the crockpot, no boiling first. That alone made us try it.

-White Chicken Chili — rotisserie chicken, white beans, frozen corn, canned chilis. Under 10 minutes to set up. Also: it’s white, not red, which makes it significantly more likely to be accepted by a toddler who has opinions about sauce color. (We’re not naming names.)

On size: when you're cooking for a family, more is always more in our opinion. A 6-7 quart slow cooker is the move — you want to be making enough to actually matter. Crock-Pot 7-Quart (~$42 w/ early Prime pricing!) is the reliable one. If you also want a pressure cooker for the nights when you didn't plan ahead, the Instant Pot does both.

🍽️ Sunday dinner. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday lunch. Same cook time.

👉 Here's the meal prep dilemma we've been in: either you meal prep the full week on Sunday and then you're standing there at 6pm with no dinner because you already used all your food, or you have zero energy for meal prep after a weekend. We've been in both camps.

So what we do now — and the technical term for this is "make a f*ck ton of food on Sundays" — is just cook a big batch of whatever we're having for dinner. Eat it Sunday night. Eat it again as leftovers. Leftovers make great lunches.

Three recipes that specifically work here because the flavor improves the next day:

-High-Protein Lemony Kale Pasta Salad — swap the kale for broccoli if your household has kale opinions. Holds up for four days.

-Teriyaki Sheet Pan Chicken Bowl — goes over rice, doubles or triples without much thought.

-Slow Cooker Enchilada Chicken Casserole — keep the tortillas in a separate baggie and add them at lunchtime. Flavors are better the next day anyway.

Scale, double, or even triple all of these. Glass meal prep containers — worth it once, use forever, and they reheat better than plastic. Also no microplastics, which, you know, is a nice bonus. Lunch feels less sad in glass too, not gonna lie.

🍽️ True fast dinners, because we made them in the home

👉 Premade food gets a bad reputation. Rotisserie chicken, frozen vegetables, canned soup, premade dough, frozen tater tots — grab what you need, throw it together, put it in the oven. We made it in the home. We're calling it homemade. It ain't cheating.

These are 20 minutes or less of actual work:

-Lazy Fall Gnocchi — this one uses butternut squash soup as the base, which gives it that fall-in-a-bowl thing that makes everyone calm down a little. One pan, no extra steps. Sara Martinez has a whole Dumb Dinners series that is worth following if you haven’t already — this is exactly the kind of recipe we’re talking about.

-Sweet Potato Tater Tot Casserole — frozen tots, frozen veg, one skillet. Pre-frozen diced onions work here too if you want to save even more time.

-Creamy Chicken and Biscuits Casserole — rotisserie chicken, canned soup, frozen veg, canned biscuits on top. Classic comfort food that makes everyone happy on a cold fall night.

A nonstick casserole dish with a lid is your friend here — oven to fridge in one dish, and leftovers are handled.

🧳 This Week’s Work WTF

Inspired by real life events.

4:51pm. Slack: “Hey! Any chance you have 10 minutes before EOD? Quick sync.”

What we wish we could say: “Technically you have me for another 9 minutes. Practically, I packed up 35 minutes ago, am standing in my coat, keys in hand, and my body is already at pickup.”

Steal this response: “Hard stop at 5 — can we grab 10 tomorrow morning? Or drop it in a doc and I’ll turn it around tonight.”

K that's all. You're the best and we love you.

-CK "Croc-tober Queen" Fuller (Editor) & the JB Crew 🫡

P.S. Next week: the Halloween issue. Spoiler — nobody melts down. (Except maybe the candy.) 👻

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