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Hello Darkness, My Old Fren(emy)

3 simple tricks to make dark-at-dinner season suck a little less.

Oct 30, 2025
Hello Darkness, My Old Fren(emy)
Chaos-Calmers

Halloween Panic Mode: Last-Minute Tricks for Costumes and other Q4 Chaos

Two weeks out, zero prep, and somehow weโ€™re already planning 2026

Oct 16, 2025
Halloween Panic Mode: Last-Minute Tricks for Costumes and other Q4 Chaos
Time-Saving Tools & Shortcuts

Why Is 5โ€“9 Harder Than 9โ€“5?

Simple fixes for kid meltdowns, dinner drama, and bedtime chaos.

Sep 17, 2025
Why Is 5โ€“9 Harder Than 9โ€“5?
Chaos-Calmers

The Art of the Polite Decline

A boundary playbook for PTA season

Sep 11, 2025
The Art of the Polite Decline
Time-Saving Tools & Shortcuts

The Bare Minimum Morning Makeover

Toddlers can sense panic. Hereโ€™s how to keep it cool with three easy morning tweaks

Sep 3, 2025
The Bare Minimum Morning Makeover
Chaos-Calmers

When It Smells Like Strawberry Pedialyte and Regret: Prepping for Sick Season

Three simple ways to prep for the inevitable daycare plague, because no one should have to do a 2am pharmacy run in pajamas.

Aug 20, 2025
When It Smells Like Strawberry Pedialyte and Regret: Prepping for Sick Season
Time-Saving Tools & Shortcuts

School is back, back again.

Weโ€™ve got tips for forgotten forms, chaotic lunches, and partners who donโ€™t remember early release schedules. Youโ€™re not alone.

Aug 6, 2025
School is back, back again.
Time-Saving Tools & Shortcuts

The Parenting Declutter Strategy That Might Actually Work This Time

From kid resale hacks to gamified toy purges, this is your low-stress plan to reset your home before the school-year chaos hits.

Jul 30, 2025
The Parenting Declutter Strategy That Might Actually Work This Time
Chaos-Calmers

You Did That. No, Really.

Parenting wins arenโ€™t always photogenic. But theyโ€™re there, and these three ideas will help you find and celebrate them.

Jul 23, 2025
You Did That. No, Really.
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Welcome to the Summer Snack Olympics

Snacks that donโ€™t melt, donโ€™t mess, and donโ€™t make you cry in the CVS parking lot.

Jun 18, 2025
Welcome to the Summer Snack Olympics
Chaos-Calmers

How to Work From Home (With Kids Climbing You)

Tactical setups to avoid Zoom disasters, minimize interruptions, and actually get work done while parenting mid-meeting.

Jun 4, 2025
How to Work From Home (With Kids Climbing You)
Chaos-Calmers

Here's Your Permission to Stop Doing Sh*t

Mental Load Detox: 3 simple exits from your personal over-functioning hell.

May 28, 2025
Here's Your Permission to Stop Doing Sh*t
Chaos-Calmers

Stuff This in a Ziploc and Call It Summer Prep

Summer slow days are coming. Hereโ€™s how to prep a backup fun kit so you donโ€™t become the full-time cruise director.

May 21, 2025
Stuff This in a Ziploc and Call It Summer Prep
Chaos-Calmers

Alexa, play "Under Pressure" because 'Maycember' is a thing

End-of-year madness, incoming. Here's your cheat sheet for dodging total collapse.

May 7, 2025
Alexa, play "Under Pressure" because 'Maycember' is a thing
Time-Saving Tools & Shortcuts

I Got 99 Problems and 90 of Them Are Allergies

The messes are blooming and everyone is sneezing

Apr 23, 2025
I Got 99 Problems and 90 of Them Are Allergies
Chaos-Calmers

Donโ€™t Panic... But Summer Camps Are Booked.

3 parent-approved moves for when Plan A implodes.

Apr 16, 2025
Donโ€™t Panic... But Summer Camps Are Booked.

๐ŸงƒSip-sized, sanity-saving shortcuts for working parents of littles.

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